What Kind of Person Are You?
A) Housewife-and-I-want-for-nothing-but-still-want-more white B) Yeehaw-I’m-never-leaving-my-hometown-let’s-BBQ white C) Alpha-male-I-never-ask-for-directions-so-now-I’m-lost white D) Soldier-of-the-US-Army-and-don’t-have-any-other-options white E) Living-paycheck-to-paycheck-things-will-be-better-next-year white F) Trapped-in-the-grid-but-at-least-I-have-a-big-TV white G) Born-of-immigrants-who-miss-their-homeland-every-day white H) Mediterranean-and-I’m-moving-to-Europe-to-have-more-vacation-days white I) People-mistake-me-for-a-skinhead-but-my-great-great-grandmother-was-a-Cherokee-princess white J) Suburbanite-who-acts-gangsta-but-still-lives-with-parents white K) Not-white-but-considered-white-by-strangers white L) I-don’t-have-another-choice-except-to-fill-in-the-other-box white M) No-one-can-understand-me-but-my-neighbors white N) Fast-food-eater-’cause-I’m-poor-and-now-I’m-also-fat white O) Richer-than-you’re-worth white P) Black-but-I-have-money-and-all-my-neighbors-are-Caucasian white Q) Save-me-lord-Jesus-in-heaven-I-need-to-marry-within-my-religion white R) Dark-skinned-nobody-knows-what-I-am-I’m-so-lonely white S) I-live-in-a-city-and-went-to-college-legalize-pot-please white T) Will-vote-Republican-because-I-like-the-way-the-candidate-looks white U) Gay-but-what-does-that-have-to-do-with-anything white V) Police-profile-against-me-and-I-dream-about-having-a-nice-white-picket-fence white W) Brown-but-I-dance-like-a-white-person white X) When-I-go-to-the-supermarket-everyone-speaks-Spanish-to-me white Y) Bench-sleeping-river-people-I-used-to-have-a-job white Z) Other AKA Canadians, transsexuals, and everyone else, including dolphins
