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Just as I was writing about why more literary characters don't use the internet, Salon's Laura Miller wonders which modern-era technologies classic characters would use. She says Sherlock Holmes would be into text messaging, Holden Caufield would have a blog, Captain Ahab would use a GPS, etc. It's a fun parlor game for your next nerdy cocktail party. If I could add to that list, I'd say Bram Stoker's original Count Dracula--with all that time alone in his castle hanging out with those sexy vampire bride teases and dreaming up ways to seduce unsuspecting virgins--would have totally been addicted to internet porn.