Processing
We regret to inform you of your grief.
We apologize for the delay
in the processing of your grief.
We thank you for your patience.
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Please forward all inquiries
regarding your grief.
We will address your grief
as soon as possible.
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We regret to inform you of your grief.
We regret, we regret. May we suggest
you bloodlet, sublet a bloodlet, for instant relief
of grief? Your grief is incurable, intractable,
impractical. Let one of our staff show you
how to rid yourself of grief.
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Do you have a family history
of grief? Please explain. Do tests
confirm you are a carrier of grief? No, or Yes?
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We apologize for the wait.
Rest assured your grief is important to us.
But your grief is chronic and cannot be addressed.
